I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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