i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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