She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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