i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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