How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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