i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so let's talk penis.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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