it was a shit show
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I CAN MOONWALK!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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