i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is the high leading the old right now
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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