what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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