I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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