Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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