Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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