I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Someone signed my nipple.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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