West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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