Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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