No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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