what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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