This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
