"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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