So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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