Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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