Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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