There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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