Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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