i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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