I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just want nice things and good sex
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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