i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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