Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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