garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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