New low: just hacked my moms facebook
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
birth control should be required to get into college
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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