OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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