He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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