Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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