am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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