My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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