Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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