I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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