so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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