shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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