I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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