Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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