I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That's intense
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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