There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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