You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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