We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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