Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok