We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.