ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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