question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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