i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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