I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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