At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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