KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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