We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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