Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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